Hahaha, I laughed hearing this song. It is a pretty yucky but necessary job, so having this song in my head will make me laugh next time.
Actually, my 25 year old QH gelding (his name is Century) likes having himself "cleaned out" down there. He is very cooperative, stands perfectly still like a real gentleman and is really quiet. Don't even have to tie him. The funny thing is when I am finished, he wants to "inspect" what I've removed.....not sure what he thinks I've found, but he does this every time. It's the same when I'm picking out his feet, he has to sniff the hoofpick. He's a funny old boy, love him to pieces.