1. I CAN walk and poop at the same time. I can, I can, I can.
2. I will NOT stop and poop or urinate every time I pass the same spot in the arena.
3. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
4. My stable is NOT my litter box.... http://horseplay.ie/news/?NewsID=141
LOL! I hope my horse's is 'I will not spin in circles as my owner tries to mount at a show...'
Is your search for a two or four legged gentleman Lisa?!