"hahahahaha i love it...a few times I was cringing for him, but it was so funny!"

"Worms in horses are a continual threat throughout a horse's life. The damage caused to horses by parasites can be devastating if not prevented. Although, wiping them out completely is probably unrealistic, you can keep them in check. There are…"

"1. riatls - TRAILSHint: Your horse will be relaxed when you hit these2. saeplp - APPLESHint: A yummy treat3. usylk -SULKYHint: Pulled in Standardbred racing4. dreedlbasd - SADDLEBREDHint: High stepping American breed5. enumra - MANUERHint: If…"

"They reported UFO sightings in/around my paddock but I swear, I didn't see anything!"

"Four in hand refers to four horses pulling a carriage with one ''driver'', telling all four horses where to go!"

"1. Cribber 2. horseshoe 3. Warmblood 4. shying 5. hounds :)"

""I've heard he can really see his distances!" "I dont doubt it..""

"Forging is when the hooves make this loud cracking noise at least every other stride at the walk, trot .forging is normal and actually encouraged in gaited breeds requiring a deep set back end and long stride. forging in trotting horses is bad news…"

""C'mon, dude, look at these birds.  They're DYING for me to come out and eat them..." "I wish she would let me ride with her.  It's no fair. She leaves me inside to stare at the wall. Maybe if I just put some…"

"#1~ Turnout #2~ Bomb-proof #3~ Gymkhana #4~ Cannon #5~ Water Jump   I love these. :)"

"Horse, "Dude, you seriously eat this stuff?"  Sheep: "Yaaaaaah maaaan, its goooood stuff!"  Horse, "Have you ever had ANYTHING green?" Sheep: "Greeeen?  What's thaaaaaat?"  Horse:…"

"1) Hay Net or Haynet (two words or one? not sure, but its the same thing.) 2) Pasture (aka..the good stuff!) 3) Jumping (something I dont do, Dressage enthusist here!) 4) Helmet (strap one on..EVERY TIME!!! it COULD save your life!!!) 5)…"